All I Needed to Know I Learned In Kindergarten

Sometimes we need to retreat to the porch with some kind vibes and mostly harmless advice, and that's why this time around, we reached into the past for All I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten. It's a thick slice of I'm okay and you're okay so let's talk about dinosaurs and space with youth pastor slash weed dad Robert Fulghum.

So grab a cold drink and some comfortable clothes, because we're going to go forth and jump in puddles! NOTE TO SELF: Check to see if jumping in puddles is actually fun. Seems kinda cold and wet.

Also, Jay would like to see that chicken-fried steak is the best thing to write an essay about.

Recommendations:

• "My Quarantine: Cozy Mysteries", by Sarah Manguso
• "Contradiction - The All-Video Murder Myserty Adventure" game.

Music:

• "I Don't Wanna Grow Up" by Tom Waits
• "Kindergarten" by Faith No More